"This story shall the good man teach his son"
Brighton and Hove Albion (0) 0
Middlesbrough (1) 1
Emnes 21
Attendance: 26,293
In the world of soccer there are 2 names that send a chill down my spine - Middlesbrough and Andy D'Urso. Together they create the perfect storm for the Albion.
A sentiment we all support |
4 months later and time for revenge with the return fixture at the Goldstone. I was not allowed to go to Saturday games without a parent and as my father worked that day Goldstone visits were limited to those late afternoon kick offs at the beginning and end of season. I was, therefore, dependent on BBC Radio's Light programme to know how my beloved Albion were getting on. It was to be decades before the Seagulls label stuck. At 4.05pm we had the half time scores and the Albion were 2-0 down. I then had to wait until Sports Report at 5pm for the final score. In those days there was just no way of knowing the progress of a game without being in the ground. The score reader reached Division 2 and said "Brighton and Hove Albion 4" and yes I thought a great fight back and some revenge for the first day slaughter and my hopes soared only to come quickly crashing down with "Middlesbrough 6". From that day forth my approach to the Albion became one of hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. I suspect conceding 15 goals against the same team in a season is some kind of League record but do not really want to know. From that day on Middlesbrough have been a bit of a jinx team and we have never delivered revenge for those 1958 defeats.
And what of Andy D'Urso? He belongs to that elite group of refs who seem to be in charge of a game totally different from the one I am watching. His comedy capers are fun if it is not your team on the receiving end of his bizarre decision making. On Saturday he saw fouls nobody else in the ground could spot and missed the more obvious. He gave 3 examples in a masterclass.
Albion practice for the BBC1 circles between programmes |
Lastly, we witnessed a show of shall I blow my whistle of not and yes perhaps I will. A Middlesbrough player committed the worst foul of the game and was rightly booked. Andy put the whistle to his lips and, even though there was no particularly advantage to the Albion from playing on midway in their own half, he withdrew the whistle only to change his mind and eventually blow. This only served to frustrate further an already frustrated Albion and Greer was booked for, I guess, telling him what a twat he was. At the final whistle few Albion players found it in themselves to shaker the officials' hands and D'Urso departed to the booing he must be very familiar with by now.
He clearly was not interested in 3 penalty appeals - 2 which appeared harsh but have been given in the past but the defender who wrapped both his arms around CMS's neck and wrestled him to the ground was very lucky.
To be honest it was not the ref that cost the Albion the game - it was their wasteful finishing. We had enough chances to have buried the visitors. Home games are beginning to take on a familiar pattern to the extent I am thinking of asking Paul Barber for a refund as I have now watched the same game 3 times in a row.
Games now have 3 phases:
- 15 minutes or so of pretty football which brings ripples of warm applause from the stands with the odd half chance coming and going
- between the 20 and 30th minutes we have 10 minutes of Sudoko moments in which the Albion concede a goal
- and finally 60 minutes of attack versus defence which includes missing several clear cut chances
The significance of this wastefulness is that like Brum and Ipswich before them the visitors scored with there only meaningful attempt on target and that came from a cruel deflection. Visitors sit back and let us play passing patterns in front of their defence and when the early sugar rush has worn off pop down the other end score and man the barricades until the ref mercifully ends the suffering of the home faithful.
The Amex's much appreciated memorial garden |
Finally, a word for Ashley Barnes. He is expected to be a striker, midfielder and defender all at the same time. Perhaps we should forgive his occasional misses and misplaced passes given the amount of covering he gets through in a game.
My personal alternative man of the match: This must go to David Lopez who worked well in partnership with Bruno and showed much creativity. His set piece deliveries should have brought at least one goal and was unlucky not to score.